Have you ever walked into a nightclub full of attractive environmentalists and been speechless? If you need help approaching that hemp-wearing, reusable-bag guy or gal on the corner, try some of the best eco-friendly pickup lines. Like the polar ice caps, he or she is sure to melt with a cheery splash of green.

• I can take your photo? It’s for the sexiest vegetarian competition in the world.
• Can I buy you a drink? In a reusable bottle, of course.
• Save water, shower with me.
• You have a second? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
• Honey, you have the passion of a vegan and the figure of a vegetarian.
• You’re weirder than a panda in the wild… and almost as graceful.
• My heart is like an iceberg in your presence… it melts.
• Did you know that my sheets are made from organic, fair trade satin only?
• Honey, all those other guys are untenable. Listen, I have a renewable resource. We can go all night.”
• “The average temperature has risen 1.4 degrees Fahrenheit since you walked in here.”
• I only date guys who recycle
• Do you want to see the backseat of my Prius?
• The only thing that can come between us is Ralph Nader.
• Excuse me while I change the weather to something more comfortable…
• I have data suggesting that your itchiness has increased by 70% in the last 20 years.
• Hey, let’s compost, not love. Or war.
• Just checking his transmissions.
• “Is it hot in here or is it the greenhouse effect?”
• “My carbon footprint? Because it’s a size 16. And you know what THAT means, right?”
• “I’m sure we could both reach the Great Ozone…that’s ozone”
• “I will not take advantage of offshore oil, but I will take advantage of something else.”
• “I’d like to leave my carbon footprint…in your bedroom.”
• You are so cool that you can save polar bears from extinction.
• “Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.” – Eeyore, from “Winnie the Pooh” by AA Milne

Have fun in the green dating pool!