Remember those Bobbing for Apples games you played at all those elementary school birthday parties? Remember how much fun it was to dive in and get a big bite of something sweet and juicy?

Okay, you hated it, but this version is going to be a very different experience! Now that you’re older, let your man put those long-forgotten skills to work with a very pleasurable adult version of Bobbing for Apples.

Turn off all the lights and fill the bathtub. One or six cinnamon and apple scented votive candles can give you the flickering warmth and cozy vibe you want for this saucy little game.

Skip the bubbles and skip the bath bomb. (you don’t want anything to leave a bad taste in your mouth), but drizzle a little olive oil in your hot tub to keep your skin silky and a little slippery. Relax in your bathroom and soak in a bit, then invite your man inside to create a smoldering, grown-up Halloween memory.

First rule: no hands. Everything you have on display moist and glistening is tempting and delicious, and you’re sure to want a big, succulent bite, but to get your round, choice “apples,” you have to lean over the edge of the tub with your hands behind your back and to work. for them with only his mouth and tongue. You may make things easy for him, or you may not.

Second rule: If you break the First Rule, you have to undress and go inside. Slowly, for your pleasure, by flickering candlelight. This one may not be so difficult for him.

Although I think it will be difficult for you. In a very, very good way.

Who says all things hot and steamy sexy belong on Valentine’s Day?