“Eric, we have to do something about your flaccid state. Our relationship is a failure. I’m always horny and you can never get up. I know Viagra makes you feel bad, but it makes you feel good about me. Please give me try again. Don’t destroy our relationship, I love you.”

“Give me a break, Erica. How do you think I feel? I’d love to see the little guy rise to the occasion. I hate synthetic sex pills, they give me horrible headaches. I’ll do some digging on the net later, after I’ll google the natural herbal cure for erectile dysfunction and see what’s on offer. I love you too, Erica, and I don’t want our relationship to be destroyed by my inability to maintain an erection for your pleasure and mine. Also, of course, I promise I’ll find a solution after dinner, my dear.

“Ok Eric. I’m very happy to know that you still love me and want to please me. What would you like for dinner? We could do it together.”

“How about my favorite? Linguine and white clam sauce, and asparagus in olive oil and garlic, washed down with a couple of glasses of chilled white wine, followed by tiramisu for dessert.”

“Sounds delicious to me. Put on your apron big boy, we’re off to the kitchen.”

“Yum, yum, dinner was delicious. How about another glass of wine, honey? Or would you prefer coffee and brandy?”

“Thanks Erica, I’d love an espresso and a cognac. I’ll fire up the Mac while you make the drinks and get to work finding the natural remedy for my little problem.”

“Great, I’ll be there in a minute. I hope you find some uplifting information. Check out all things natural herbal, and while you’re at it, you might just look for a herb that will give you a bigger boner. I’m kidding Eric, you’re big enough for me, well, when you’re up, that is.”

“Careful, Erica, how would you like me to mess with your little shortcomings? For example, those little pimples you call a bust. I’m sorry, darling, I’m just a little humiliated by my useless wrinkled little beak. Well, al except Mac is up. and running so here we go. Wow, there are so many natural herbal ED cures.”

“Thanks Erica, I love the smell of brandy. I’m glad to see you pour me a double. Check out these Google results – they’re incredibly interesting. There’s an herb called Tongkat Ali that claims to be the world’s most potent natural aphrodisiac.” the world.”

“What does it do? Does it make you bigger? Will it make it easier for you to get an erection and keep it erect? Is it safe? Does it have any side effects?”

“It says that Tongkat Ali induces great sexual arousal, increases motivation and frequency of sexual intercourse, increases testosterone levels, increases virility, increases energy and improves body strength. It has testosterone-enhancing properties that cause In addition to its powerful ability to increase penile and testicular mass, as well as boost libido, Tongkat Ali has been used for centuries in Asia as a general wellness tonic and has an age-old reputation for being a powerful aphrodisiac with the ability to cure erectile dysfunction and has no side effects.”

“Well love, buy some now. I’m getting horny just contemplating what it will do for us. Imagine having wonderful, passionate sex like we used to, before the little one took the plunge.”

“But there’s more. He says that when Tongkat Ali is fused with other powerful herbs and root extracts, the combination produces powerful herbal sex pills that are the natural cure for erectile dysfunction, along with the added ability to quickly cure erectile dysfunction.” premature ejaculation”.

So naturally, Eric clicked the Buy Now button, and not long after, Eric and Erica were entwined in sexual bliss.